Aha!  So you've decided that you want to learn about l'il old me, eh?  Excellent!  I shall tell you about myself!  First of all, if you are in need of some information as to what in the world an Aisha might be, or if you'd like to view Rainribbon's theories on Aisha anatomy, please view this page now!  Also, if you'd prefer the faster way of navigating the "About Me" pages, here are some quick links that will enable you to do so:

Now, as for myself, Poopshy the Aisha, I suppose the best place to start would be with my name.  So many people ask me, "What's with the name?  Are you shy of poop or something?"  The answer is, "NO!"  My name is a cutesy nickname that is used in Rainribbon's family!  It is pronounced, "Poop-shee" and it sounds just as innocent as it should when stated properly.  Apparently spellings that are phonetic to Neopet owners don't look so phonetic to others!

I was born and named by Rainribbon around midnight, central standard time, on February 21, 2001.  Rainribbon really wanted a Peophin, but way back then, they were Limited Edition.  Her second choice would have been something like a dragon, but pets like Shoyrus didn't exist then, either.  Therefore, she chose the next cutest pet to the Peophin - the Aisha.  Little did she know, that choice would change her life forever (or at least until the time of writing this...)!

Now at that time, Neopets didn't have such wonders as the Soup Kitchen, or the Tombola, or the Giant Omelette.  In fact, the only game that you could play without putting in Neopoints to gamble was the Chia Bingo, which was always difficult to win!  There also was no such thing as a Faerie Quest, or a Training School, and we pets had to gain levels by being well fed and taken care of; levels were exceedingly rare random events.  Therefore, Rainribbon and I were quite poor.  Often, we had negative NP because the evil ghosts and things would steal our NP from us!  It was a hard life in Neopia, but we were happy nonetheless.

Well, later on, things started changing.  New games were made, such as Hide N Seek, where we could earn a few Neopoints daily.  Rainribbon joined TAP (The Aisha Pack) when guilds were new, believing that she would just try it out and leave to start her own guild when one would be able to start his own guild... Of course, she fell in love with TAP and we've been there ever since!

Rainribbon adopted Kseniya from the pound during "The Time of Great Errors," when Neopets was moving to California from the UK and there were so many errors, Rainribbon could barely play with us before getting booted from the site!  Shoyrus were made, as Limited Edition pets, and Rainribbon jumped to adopt Iswonk (one of the first Shoyrus ever in Neopia!) before she lost the chance to do so (later, Shoyrus were made Unlimited).  Then Faerie Quests were designed, where we all gained a bunch of levels, because back then, Quests were not just random events.  Cognigente, my other adopted sister, joined our family later, when Neopets made Ixis universally available (they were also Limited Edition pets at first.)

At any rate, a lot of things have happened to us over the course of the past several years.  What it all adds up to is our present status in Neopia!  And so, without further delay, here are my personal statistics:

As you might be able to tell, I LOVE to read!  In fact, I love to read SO much that back when Neopets had high score tables for the most intelligent, highest level, heaviest, etc. pets, I made it to the bottom of the intelligence high score table, but it wasn't enough to get me a trophy *sigh*.  If you'd like to take a look at the books that I have read, please check out my Intelligence.  If you know the titles of books that I have not read, please contact Rainribbon and let her know, so that she can buy them for me!  Also, take a look at the Abilities that I have gotten from spell faeries!

Well, even though I didn't win the trophy for Intelligence, I DID win the beauty contest in July 2000!  I also beat the first level of Neoquest, and got a trophy as a result of it!   Here are my trophies:

 And speaking of rewards, what could be more rewarding than having a beloved PetPet of your own?  When PetPets first came out in Neopia, Rainribbon got me an Alfy, named Copper after Rainribbon's own pet lizard.  I loved Copper very much, but I decided to stop playing with him for just a little while, and I got a new pet, my beloved Ramoth, a Flizzardo.  Unfortunately, little did I know at the time, but Neopets was going to change the underwater PetPets.  I should never have stopped playing with poor Copper, for he was transmogrified into a hideous Pfish!  I'm just glad for my wonderful Ramoth; without her, I would still be crying over the loss of my Alfy.

 And last but not least, I am a PACKRAT!  I love to collect junk of all sorts, just like my owner does.  My favorite items of all are toys and Aisha items!  I LOVE toys!  Here are just a few of my favorite toys:

 You may also check out my whole toy collection and my Aisha Items collection!  And please take a look at our Neohome, where you can visit my cool room (it's the best one in the house!!) and check out our great furniture collection!

I also have a want list of items I'd like to add to my collections, or items I'd like to give as gifts to my closest friends.  If you have any of the items listed on my want list that you would be willing to trade or sell to Rainribbon, please let her know!

Speaking of wants, I've wanted this for the longest time!  The PIZZA OF DEATH!!  The Pizza of Death is the all-time best of all gross foods!  It's absolutely adorable, and it really gives me a good laugh!  All hail the Pizza of Death!  Bow to it!  Idol-worship it, for it rules over your NeoBank account!!  Just when you are poorest, and most down in the dumps, the PIZZA OF DEATH shall come to collect its dues!  This baby rings in at a massive 45,000 NP, so you'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, the Pizza of Death will get your money one of these days!  It's also lucky to pray to the Pizza prior to playing games of Chia Bingo or Scorchy Slots.  It has a 10% chance of improving your morale and making you feel better when you lose miserably!