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Marshmallow Peeps |
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Peeps are those sugar-covered marshmallow chicks
you buy around easter. In Peep wars, it is traditional to don a ball gown
(the frillier and girlier the better, and guys, I suppose, should wear a
tuxedo.) Then, the marshmallow Peeps are used as amunition. They can be
thrown, fired out of slingshots or rocket launchers, can be microwaved so
they stick to opponents better, etc. |
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Muffins |
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Muffins are appropriate for chucking at one another,
as well as for eating, unless they're stale in which case you're better
off throwing them at people. Muffin fights are great fun and very popular. |
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Chopsticks |
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Although it seems that these should belong in
the category listing "utensils," they are actually quite edible
in Jabba Wabba Land! They come in every known and unknown flavor! So don't
be surprised if someone hands you chopsticks and asks you why you are not
eating! |
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Mousepads |
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Although in general mousepads taste a bit rubbery and
unpleasent in the real world, in Jabba Wabba Land, they are a delicacy!
They are particularly flavorful when wrapped around chopsticks. Chopstick
and mousepad sandwiches similar to hot dogs are made by adding golden
glue on top for extra bite. |
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Cabbage on a Stick |
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A delicious treat that can produce powerful odors
after eating! These odors are useful for attacking "evilly" (evil)
things. |
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Toothbrushes |
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The good toothbrushes of Jabba Wabba are used
to get the evil plaque out of people's teeth. They have also been known
to scrub out the evilly cheese! And you thought they only kept your smile
white! |
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Kitchen Utensils |
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Kitchen utensils are used as weapons against
the forces of evil such as moldy cheese and Jell-O! Each Jabba Wabber has
his own name and brand of utensil. |
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Tuna |
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Uh-oh! It looks like one escaped from the Tuna
River! You'd better watch out, it breathes air bubbles and looks awfully
mean! |
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Tuna River |
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This river should be feared and avoided at all
costs. Instead of water, tuna flows through it. The only safe way to cross
it is by hot air balloon. |
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Jell-O |
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It may look innocent, but that's just its cover!
Jell-O is the nemesis of a Jabba Wabber. It is filled with evil. The only
way to defeat it is by catching it with kitchen utensils and eating it. |
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Cheese |
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Cheese can be a delicous treat but some cheeses
are just plain evil. All moldy cheeses are evil (no exceptions). The cheese
craze was started by Sithel when she watched the season finale of Buffy
the Vampire Slayer, there was a phrase that stuck in her head that everyone
liked........"I wear the cheese, it does not wear me." |
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Dancing Penguins |
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These beauties are not just cute - they serve
a purpose. They help us when all else fails. You see, sometimes jello and
cheese form an alliance and they can be too much to handle. Then the silver
shoed tap dancing penguins tappity tap their way in to defeat it. |
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Faerie Dust |
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Faerie dust is magic glitter that comes off of
faeries' wings. Sometime faerie dust will turn the people who touch it into
faeries! |
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Goo |
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There are several different types of gooey goo.
Gold goo is nice. Blue, green and red goo are the meaner of the goos...
stay away at all costs! Finally there is silver goo, which is weak and doesn't
do much of anything at all. |
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Ancient Golden Chopsticks |
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When you find these super rare items and eat
them they give you wings and a special power. When gold goo is placed on
the foot of a person who just ate an ancient golden chopstick they will
have the power to make people take the form of goo, water, glitter, etc. |
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| Other Items |
I Got No Life Awards |
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Not seen very much anymore, Sithel gave out the
"I Got No Life Awards" to first posters on the original Jabba
Wabba boards. |
